Warning! I know KARATE!! (and seven other exotic words)

28th July 2014

Post reblogged from And All That Fun Stuff with 134,098 notes

riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

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28th July 2014

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pariism:

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

pariism:

tentacandy:

Finally. I’m home.

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28th July 2014

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pawkitj:

best modern family scene ever

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28th July 2014

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thesassiestsamwinchester:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

schmergo:

A Harry Potter AU where everything’s exactly the same, except the house elves look like Lord of the Rings elves and Dobby’s, like, played by Orlando Bloom. But they’re still not allowed to have clothes

orlando bloom hitting himself in the face with a lamp

twelve year old Daniel Radcliff shoving a nearly-naked Orlando Bloom into his closet

Tagged: HP

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27th July 2014

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pariism:

secretcallgirl:

#the motto

preach

pariism:

secretcallgirl:

#the motto

preach

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27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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im-not-a-climbing-frame:

kristyjacobo:

Forever reblogging this.

And the fact that there’s more than one company means several people called makes it even better.

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27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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27th July 2014

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stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

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27th July 2014

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aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

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27th July 2014

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I found a copy of the Twilight AU that became 50 Shades of Grey. →

kumquatwriter:

ryeisenberg:

ryeisenberg:

  • It’s called Master of the Universe.
  • It was originally published on Fanfiction.net (aka where fanfiction goes to die).
  • E.L. James’ pen name was Snowqueens Icedragon because of course it was.
  • Snowqueens Icedragon does not use quotation marks. 
  • She does, however, make up expressions like "my very small inner goddess sways in a gentle victorious samba" and “I can almost hear his sphinx-like smile through the phone.”
  • They spend more time filling out sex-related paperwork than they do actually having sex.
  • This is my reaction to all of the sex scenes:
  • image
  • Because the human body doesn’t work like that
  • This is my reaction to everything else:
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  • Because the english language doesn’t work like that.

The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just dropped, so here’s a link to the original Twilight fanfiction that the book is “based” off of, because if you’re gonna read the book before you see the movie you might as well read it in its original format. 

Reblogging because the reaction gifs are spot on.

I couldn’t stand FSOG and couldn’t make it past the sporking of the second book - but if you’re interested in the “original” fanfiction, now you have it. And if you’re interested in some genius sporking of it:

http://jennytrout.wordpress.com/jenny-reads-50-shades-of-grey/

The audio ones are the best.

Tagged: 50 shades of grayfanfictioninteresanteinformativenever read itprobably never will

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27th July 2014

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benedict-cucumberbooty:

frie-nds:

theonewithgreysanatomy:

The One Where Matthew & Matt Do A Awkward Hug Over A Lame Cool Guy Handshake

J-man and Channy

HOW OLD ARE THEY

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27th July 2014

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hug-a-mermaid:

Favorite Muggleborns headcanons (1/?)

Tagged: HPmugglemugglebornfav

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27th July 2014

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tomlincandy:

Don’t Speak | No Doubt

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